Snooki on 'Letterman': Top 10 reasons to buy her 'Shore Thing'

 

Gosh, is there anything Snooki can't do? Add "reading from cue cards" to the growing list of accomplishments from Nicole Polizzi, the "Jersey Shore" star who is now an author and the stuffing for a New Year's Eve ball.

The pint-sized tan one paid a visit David Letterman to deliver his popular "Top 10" list — offering reasons why the world should purchase her novel, "A Shore Thing."

We'll let you watch the countdown above but do offer you our favorite, No. 5: "Includes helpful tips on how to clean Ron-Ron juice out of your Camaro."

Enjoy.

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-- Matt Donnelly
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Photo: Snooki makes a book-tour stop at a Borders in New York. Credit: Charles Sykes / Associated Press.

Comments

[Marcus]

she looks like a dwarf lol

[K]

I don't know if this "Snooki" person is even literate, but I'll hock the farm that she didn't actually write much of this "book". Instead, a ghostwriter who was in dire need of a paycheck likely wrote most, if not all of it.

I didn't watch this video because I don't need ANY reason to read this nonsense. But you have to admit, either Snooki is a lot smarter than she appears or she has one helluva publicity machine behind her. The "reality" TV fad sure has made "celebrities" out of the strangest people.

[ChaChaheels]

Anyone who buys her book, is getting ripped off? Spend your money on worthier stuff like toilet paper...