Kim Kardashian not pregnant by Kanye West -- but what about a space-alien baby daddy? Huh?
She's not dead (anymore), and she's not pregnant with Kanye West's baby.
"She," of course is Kim Kardashian, and that baby rumor came from a Media Take Out story early Monday, Gossip Cop kindly reminds us. From the MTO source (the all-caps most definitely not added by us):
"Kim is being very secretive about everything. She calls [Kanye] almost non-stop and wants to know what she should do." The insider reportedly OVERHEARD the conversation between Kanye and Kim, with her OWN EARS.
Perhaps the source should go for some Jessica Simpson-style ear candling, 'cause his or her hearing is off the mark, if you believe Kardashian's less-than-dramatic denial, and also remember Kim and Kanye have been friends for years.
"The rumors are absolutely not true," Kardashian told People. "I'm not pregnant."
As for the space-alien baby daddy thing, well, it could happen, right? Wait ...
IT COULD HAPPEN, RIGHT??!!!
(Now we believe it so much more.)
Photo: Kim Kardashian makes an appearance at a Borders store in Century City to sign copes of the book "Kardashian Konfidential" on Dec. 2. Credit: Frazer Harrison / Getty Images.