‘Chloe Sevigny’ and the Ministry of Gossip wish you a fabulous holiday

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We at the Ministry give and give and give -- breaking news, fabulous party reports, top-to-bottom premiere coverage and gratuitous beefcake and cheesecake, naked cellphone pictures -- until we’re blue in the face.

Yes, we still have more. Why? Because we’re givers, and so is Chloe Sevigny-- or at least the version of her from the brilliant team that produces our new obsession, a series of virals lampooning the impossibly chic and offbeat actress with accuracy so sharp we thought we’d been stuck with the wrong end of a vintage Christian Lacroix brooch.

Enjoy Chloe’s holiday love, and please accept the Ministry’s love to you and yours. See you after holidee.

(Or as soon somebody else famous gets in trouble.)

-- Matt Donnelly and Christie D’Zurilla
Twitter.com/MattDonnelly
Twitter.com/dzurillaville

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