PREACH IT! Kate Middleton and Audrina Patridge are the same person

Kate Middleton and Audrina Patridge are the same person.

Well, OK, no they're not. But has anyone seen both of them in the same room together? Exactly. And until we do, we are running with this crazy conspiracy theory until one or both of these ladies' lawyers tell us not to.

After all, the future queen of England and the reality-TV star share strikingly similar features, including long brown hair, toothy grins, elusive upper lips and large, widely spaced eyes. Plus: Nobody can say for certain exactly what either of these women does for a living.

Yes, one gal is supposedly British. And one is also allegedly shorter -- Audrina's at 5 feet 8 inches, Kate's closer to 5 feet 10 -- but we shall withhold a final report until these two people prove, once and for all, that they are not each other.

Still not convinced? Well, OK. Let's see how you do with a pop quiz:

One of these two was once a photographer. The other used to work at a photo studio. And you have no idea which person matches which job, do you? Touche! Point for us, we say! And now we’ll tell you: Middleton was the photographer. She took catalog pics for her parents' mail-order toy company. Audrina had a job answering the phones at Smashbox.

And now, back to ironing the creases out of our tinfoil hats.

Carry on.

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Photos: We have no idea who these women are -- or should we say, no idea who this WOMAN is? Credits, from left: Gareth Cattermole / Getty Images; Katy Winn / Associated Press; Chris Jackson / Getty Images; Alberto E. Rodriguez / Getty Images.

 

Comments

[TimCas]

Audrina is way prettier

[DavidW]

Sorry, I don't see the resemblance. Anyway, Kate Middleton won't be Queen of England, because there is no such position. She will become queen of the United Kingdom. There has been no king or queen of England since the Act of Union in 1707, which merged the thrones of England and Scotland.

[lonny]

I love Audrina theyre both BEAUTIFUL....

[lynn]

I love audrina its a great new family show. vh1 is amamzing. Michael Bloom/ Amaznda Scott did terrific work. these two ladies are beautiful both...