Lady Gaga with Yoko Ono: Please explain? [caption this]
We have no doubt you can do better -- so would you help us out, in comments? Keep it clean, please, and feel free to aim for ridiculous, sublime or all points in between.
In addition to Gaga, guest performers included Perry Farrell, RZA, Carrie Fisher, Vincent Gallo, Harper Simon, Cornelius, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Haruomi Hosono and Merrill Garbus (aka Tune-Yards), Mike Watt and Sonic Youth's Thurston Moore and Kim Gordon.
-- Christie D'Zurilla
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