Of course one of the Chilean miners has a mistress
Amid the joy surrounding the rescue of the 33 miners in Chile, there was bound to be a scandal: Seems one Chilean miner, Yonni Barrios, has a wife and a mistress waiting for him back on the surface of the Earth.
Wife Marta Salinas and mistress Susana Valenzuela figured out what was going on when Salinas heard Valenzuela crying out her husband's name at a prayer vigil for the men, London's Daily Mail reports.
We suppose that's an improvement over hearing your guy cry out another woman's name in bed — barely.
Let's just wedge this one firmly into the "gossip" category, shall we, and keep watching that little capsule deliver the goods?
-- Christie D'Zurilla
Photo: Susana Valenzuela holds a photograph of Yonni Barrios and a statue of the Virgin Mary on Aug. 28 at the camp where the relatives of 33 miners trapped in an Aug. 5 collapse wait outside the collapsed San Jose mine in Copiapo, Chile. Credit: Roberto Candia / Associated Press.