New 'Glee' characters: Whom do you love, Dot, Charice or Chord? [poll]
"Glee" is back, and as promised there are some new faces. Our pals at Show Tracker have a recap of Tuesday's season premiere, but here at the Ministry we simply need to know: Whom do you love?
Dot Jones' Coach Shannon Beiste, a delicate flower wrapped up in the body of a female football coach, poised to steal budget bucks from New Directions and the Cheerios.
Sunshine Corazon, played by pop singer Charice, who can give Lady Gaga a run for her money and puts the fear of God into Lea Michele's Rachel, whom we learn actually knows the address of a crack house.
Sam Evans, played by Chord Overstreet, who, despite his Justin Bieber vibe — and that big mouth, as pointed out by Mark Salling's Puck — really reminds us of Randy Harrison's Justin Taylor on "Queer as Folk," a character perhaps voted least likely to quarterback the football team.
— Christie D'Zurilla
Photos: Dot Jones, left, Charice and Chord Overstreet at the "Glee" Season 2 premiere on Sept. 7. Credits: Kevin Winter / Getty Images.
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