PREACH IT! Don't cry, Katy Perry — 'Sesame Street' would boot Miss Piggy too
So Katy Perry's clothes are too slutty for "Sesame Street," eh?
Behold, for we give you the stupendous chest action regularly sported by one Miss Piggy. Piggy was never on "Sesame Street," of course, but she was the female children's Muppet icon for several generations, and she also happens to like her necklines low and tight -- even tighter and lower than the stuff we can show you here. When she isn't squeezing her stuffing into a satin call-girl dress (often complete with cigarette holder) Piggy amuses herself with violence, karate-chopping anyone who happens to point out anything but how pretty she looks.
If you're under 18, do not look directly at these photos. Do not.
-- Leslie Gornstein
Photo credits, from left: Alan Greth / Associated Press; Kirk McKoy / Los Angeles Times; Todd Eberle / CBS; Sesame Workshop / ABC
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