The Justin Bieber doll: Like Chucky, but for Christmas [poll]
They're making Justin Bieber into a doll.
Stop screaming.
Just stop. We did. Eventually.
(Now, for tween girls, we know the screaming was of the Sally Draper variety, when she heard on the last episode of "Mad Men" that she was going to see the Beatles. For older girls, like the ones who hang around the Ministry, it's more of a scream of horror. And Chucky was the first thing that came to mind. This coming from someone who owns a Brandon Walsh doll.)
The new toy line, set to hit stores in early December, will feature several versions of the Biebs, including two that sing ("Baby" or "One Less Lonely Girl") and three of him in different fashions.
We wonder, will there be a girlfriend for Doll Bieber? Perhaps Malibu Kim? Or Growing Up Jasmine?
And now the screams are starting again -- we just imagined Doll Bieber showing up in "Toy Story 10" as the obnoxious child of Barbie and Ken.
-- Christie D'Zurilla
Photos: Chucky, left, and Justin Bieber, right -- in case you couldn't tell. Credits: Rolf Konow / Rogue Pictures, left; Chris Polk / Getty Images, right
The Bieber dolls will be designed for the masses, manufactured and plastic, just like the singer himself.
Posted by: ncowling | Sep 29, 2010 at 05:46 AM
i don't think that it a good idea. it is just very weird
Posted by: J | Sep 29, 2010 at 08:33 AM
MEGA-CRAP!!!
Posted by: Robert I | Sep 29, 2010 at 12:59 PM
That Justin Bieber doll is just wrong. Very, Very, Very, Very WRONG!! Why manufacture ready-made Voodoo dolls for people to use on the poor boy? That's just cruel!!
Posted by: Fluffybunnyz | Sep 29, 2010 at 01:15 PM
Is really weird to have a doll like justin. I can't take that. if u make a doll just like him what it would be like. it doesn't look the same. why have to do that. is not a sound to hear for me.
Posted by: Cyrus Goh | Sep 30, 2010 at 02:03 AM
Ahhhhh Justin Bieber Doll!!!!!!!!(: Best idea everr! hahh. im at school:p
Posted by: Melissa | Oct 05, 2010 at 02:04 PM