Spencer Pratt threatens to tell us more things we don't care about -- and Heidi Montag's not happy
(And that would be different from the way he's lived the last few years of his life, um, how, exactly? Oh, yeah, it'll be in writing. But we digress.)
Pratt told Us Magazine his tell-all will include spilling details of soon-to-be-ex-wife Montag's relationship with her mother, Darlene Egelhoff, who reportedly was distraught in the wake of her daughter's multiple plastic surgeries.
Coincidentally, to those who might have been wondering if anything could make Andrew Morton's unauthorized biography of Angelina Jolie suddenly look really classy -- you now have your answer.
"My last book, 'How to Be Famous,' didn't make the New York Times bestseller list because it was in the self-help section," Pratt told Us.
Whatever gets you through the night, dude. Whatever gets you through the night.
-- Christie D'Zurilla
Photo: Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt at a book-signing event for their book "How to Be Famous" in November in New York. Credit: Charles Sykes / Associated Press
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