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Miss Universe Pageant judges named -- bikinis included

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Oh, Miss Universe Pageant, you had us at ‘bikinis.’

That said, the Miss Universe Pageant has also named its judges for 2010: husband and wife William Baldwin and Chynna Phillips, Olympic medalist Evan Lysacek and illusionist Criss Angel are but a few of the folks who’ll soon join co-hosts Natalie Morales and Bret Michaels in Las Vegas.

Perhaps it’s not quite as exciting as learning who’ll judge the next season of ‘American Idol’ -- unless you’re Donald Trump. ‘When you combine the world’s most beautiful women, bikinis, a rock star, and a panel of top celebrity judges, you have a recipe for success,’ the Donald said in a statement Wednesday.

True. We were actually going to run a picture of a judge or two, but forget that -- you get a shot of a couple of contestants preparing poolside for the competition. Oh, we lie, we lie, that’s not all. We went nuts and added a shot of bikini-clad contestants in the pool, below.

Bikini-clad for the good old U.S. of A. will be Miss USA Rima Fakih, of course (hit the links below if you forgot the non-raunchy non-scandal that surrounded her acquisition of that crown).

In addition to the 83 contestants who’ll attempt to dazzle with their evening gowns, interviews and ...

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... of course, their bikinis, the other ingredients in the Miss Universe ‘recipe’ are Sheila E, Jane Seymour, Chazz Palminteri and MSNBC’s Tamron Hall.
The show airs at 9 p.m. Monday.

Did we mention bikinis? Yeah. Lots of bikinis.

-- Christie D’Zurilla

Top photo: Miss Philippines 2010 Venus Raj, left, and Miss Ukraine 2010 Anna Poslavska, in bikinis. Credit: Miss Universe Organization / Reuters

Second photo: Miss Switzerland 2010 Linda Faeh, in a bikini. Credit: Miss Universe Organization / Reuters

Related dispatches from the Ministry of Gossip:

Miss USA Rima Fakih’s throbbing nonscandal -- would someone just get the young lady some pizza?

Getting a grip on Miss USA Rima Fakih’s stripper-pole past [poll]

Don’t stop now! The Ministry has lots of gratuitous beefcake and cheesecake for your hot-weather enjoyment.

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