PREACH IT! Harsh Lady Justice wants Lindsay Lohan to stay pale and lonely [poll]

Poor Lindsay Lohan.

First she has to sit in a cell by herself while the rest of the Lynwood prison population bonds over bologna sandwiches and overcrowding. And now Lohan has learned that as soon as her jail sentence ends, she must -- get this -- go straight to rehab.

No celebratory bar-hopping, no shopping for new leggings -- not even a quick tan. And the tanning people, like, really miss her! What is wrong with the justice system in this country?

And who is this Marsha lady in the black robe who thinks she can just judge Lindsay whenever she wants? Like she’s so perfect.

Anyway. Lohan’s lawyer, Shawn Chapman Holley, says she’ll ask the judge to grant Lohan some time to party spend with her family before heading to rehab.

Question is, should she get it? Let’s all put on our black robes and get judgy!

-- Leslie Gornstein

Photo: There was confetti in the air -- and really, shouldn't there always be? -- when Lindsay Lohan arrived at the courthouse in Beverly Hills on July 20, 2010. Credit: Reed Saxon / Associated Press

Comments

[Jeff]

Lindsay should go straight from the jail house to the lock-in rehab for the full 90 days. If she got home for 24 hours you KNOW she'd probably be smoking cigarettes like a fiend and be very tempted to pop a bunch of painkillers, drink a bottle of wine or smoke some weed or something.

Once she's in rehab she needs to learn how to better deal with stress, anxiety, anger, dealing with the paparazzi and so forth ... without having to look for some sort of pill or cigarette or pot or cocaine or whatever.

Lindsay needs to learn to NOT RELY ON CHEMICALS TO MAKE HERSELF FEEL BETTER. It's this stuff she's putting into her body that's the problem to begin with. I bet the Adderall and the caffeine are affecting her more than she thinks.

She should quit everything and just eat good food and drink bottled water. Just try it for the heck of it to see how she feels after 90 days. Then she should get back to work and stay busy. Tell her friends she's "on a health kick" and she doesn't give a rip what they think about it.

Lindsay should prove to herself that she's not a slave to her friend's peer pressure and these mind altering chemicals anymore. Lindsay should learn to go exercise, play tennis, golf, meditate or do yoga or something to deal with her stress. Go to NFL football games and yell at the opposing team to get the stress and anger out of your system. That works for me. I think that's most of her problem ... stress. That and she probably feels weird about being bi-sexual.

I bet she'd feel better if she broke up with Samantha for good and started dating guys again. There's probably a few decent guys out there. Lindsay still looks pretty good. You probably won't find them in dance clubs and in apartments with a bunch of people sitting around doing drugs though. She needs to hang out with a different crowd. Most of the "party crowd people" aren't going to accomplish much in life and they'll just hold her back.

[sheldon stenquist II]

Lohan should get equal treatment. But no special treatment. It has been long overdue that the stratification of the people now include equal treatment by an unbiased judicial system.

[Dwight]

What's to discuss? There was a court ruling.
She is to go to pseudo-rehab within hours of coming out of pseudo-jail.
It's a done deal. Deal with it people.
The train wreck has her life carved out for her for at least 90 days... unless they reduce that too... because it is just so cruel to make a former pseudo-starlet have to experience all of her pseudo-punishment like a peasant or a peon!
This is not the real world - it is the left coast, where everything is so shiny and paisley and funky and glitteringly gah-gah!!

[Fabrisse]

I think it reinforces the fact that she's paying for a crime if Ms Lohan is not allowed to return home first. There may be other issues, but the idea that sentences can be circumvented by the rich is the biggest one for me. She should head straight to rehab.

[Jeff]

Yeah, I heard LiLo has been eating way too much junk food(maybe she feels she has to compensate for Dina stealing her Carvel VIP card), like In-N-Out burgers and Wendy's Frostys. Ya think?

[K]

Dwight, are you a writer? That's a killer post you wrote, and everything you said is right on the money.

Lindsay Lohan could have been a huge star and a super actress, but her enabler mother and friends, and loser dad helped her career (and possibly her life) derail and are on their way to turning her into yet another Hollywood 12-car pileup. I'm starting to smell another Heath Ledger or Marilyn Monroe here.

[Charles]

Other stars as that consult with all pressure and stress without the use of cigarettes, tablets and alcohol. What for she exposes herself such, than scandal will help her, well about her will tell more what that time, but then all the same will forget and not who will not want to deal with her