Lindsay Lohan's mug shot -- because it's expected [poll]
Why exactly are we pleased? Because we're fairly big meanies, actually, and we can't leave well enough alone. And because we were in the mood for another nonscientific poll.
Seriously -- if we ever go to jail, we only hope our roots look this good. Best wishes, Lilo, for a peaceful and productive incarceration.
-- Christie D'Zurilla
(Click here to launch a photo gallery of celebrity mug shots -- because, really, it's hard to get enough of them.)
Photo credit: Los Angeles County Sheriff's Department