Exclusive: Robert Pattinson's pornographic poetry (and other gems from the 'Remember Me' DVD)

While Robert Pattinson spends his June promoting "The Twilight Saga: Eclipse," Summit Entertainment is working its cross-pollination magic by pushing "Remember Me" out on DVD.

Due June 22, the romantic drama starring Pattinson and "Lost" blond Emilie de Ravin touts a major bonus feature -- a cast commentary track in which the heartthrob drops serious pearls about his filming experience.

Taking the lead for our favorite factoid: Pattinson's dirty journaling. Playing the broody Tyler, the actor spent most of the film scrawling mysteriously in a leather-bound notebook. "On set I kept on going up to Rob and saying, 'You've got to write in your journal, mate,'" producer Nick Osbourne said.

Said Pattinson: "I remember writing all these kind of pornographic poems, whenever there was a close-up on it. Horrible, horrible things in bold capital letters."

We can only hope a man from Nantucket was involved.

Other amazing insights into Rob's soul include ...

His sex scene was scary: Pattinson was "terrified" during his boom-boom moment with De Ravin. More so, he was sympathetic to the director of photography, "who had to look deep into my ... crack for a long time."

His mother was appalled at the thought of a tattoo: Pattinson's character has his brother's name inked on his left pec as a memorial. When his mom saw it in the "Remember Me" trailer, she called him immediately. "I was like, 'Really, do you think I tattooed 'Michael' on my chest?"

Fans take note -- when in Los Angeles, he reads scripts in a fast-food restaurant parking lot: "I was in an In 'N Out burger car park where I used to always read scripts. ... I realized I liked the character Tyler in the first four pages." Perhaps he celebrated with a Double-Double. 

He's not shy about his frustrations with the paparazzi: As the film's New York shoot was plagued with photogs, almost every scene in the "Remember Me" commentary comes with some anecdote about the invasive shutterbugs. "They showed absolutely no respect for anything," Pattinson remarks.

Big dramatic fight scenes (like in, um, "Eclipse") bore him: Pattinson gets roughed up by costar Chris Cooper in the film, and loved every minute of it. "It's probably the most fun I've ever had in a scene," he says of being slammed against the hood of a car. "Normally the fights are so choreographed, it makes it boring."

Rob does a mean Barney Gumble: Pattinson randomly bursts out in an impression of resident derelict Barney from "The Simpsons" on the commentary track. And it's actually pretty spot on. 

What's your favorite of Rob's gems? Tell us in comments.

-- Matt Donnelly

Upper photo: Robert Pattinson accepts awards for best male performance and for global superstar at the 2010 MTV Movie Awards on Sunday. Credit: Mario Anzuoni / Reuters

Second photo: Pattinson and Emilie de Ravin in a scene from "Remember Me." Credit: Myles Aronowitz / Summit Entertainment.

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Comments

[Meeee]

Yesss! I can't wait to buy my DVD!

[Jazmin Reyes]

I am anticipating the moment for the DVD to come out! It's such a sad movie!

[Jen]

Mr. Pattinson is real down to earth person. Does not surprise me at all that he does all that he does...... I feel bad for him with having to put up with all the paps. But he strong enough person and has good ppl around him that will help him. He a good hearted , good guy.

[Sara]

Loved the movie and I cannot wait for the DVD psyched that there is rob commentary what a bonus. I got the twilight DVD ano only watch with the commentary on!

[shanice]

I luv Robert Pattinson...........
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Nicole]

So excited for the commentary!

[Georgie]

I am really looking forward to this. Pattinson's commentary can be so entertaining. His off the cuff comments, sense of humor, and genuine personality are endearing.

[rocknmovies]

Really looking forward to this DVD and the commentary track. Rob's comments on the Twilight DVD commentary feature were so good and funny, it improved the movie I never watch the Twilight DVD without the commentary.
It was a shame that there was no commentary track with the actors for New Moon, but I have my opinion on why there was none: there was a weak link in the main cast, somebody who is not very funny, and that's not Rob or Kristen...

[Ski Big]

The guy is soooooooooo hot and charismatic!!!!!

[j]

I have preordered Remember Me and I've read Bel Ami. I've already purchased my Imax ticket to Eclipse. Yes, I have it bad for Pattinson.