Ab wars: John Mayer has himself a Situation at CMT Music Awards

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In his song ‘Half of My Heart’ John Mayer sings, ‘Half of my heart’s got a grip on the situation.’

That is perhaps the only thing Mayer has on the Situation, as evidenced by this photo from last night’s Country Music Television Awards.

Mike ‘The Situation’ Sorrentino ran into the singer-songwriter backstage at the telecast in Nashville, where Mayer raised his shirt in homage to the ‘Jersey Shore’ star’s signature move. The results are, in a nutshell, plain to see.

Whatever your thoughts on the tummy juxtaposition, there’s no denying ...

... life is good for the MTV reality kids at the moment. The cast is on an A-list meeting spree, including Nicole ‘Snooki’ Polizzi cozying up to Jennifer Aniston, one of Mayer’s many exes. ‘I said, ‘Hi, I’m Snooki, I’m a really big fan, and you are gorgeous.’ She said, ‘Thank you.’ She was so polite. I was scared to even talk! I was nervous,’ Snooki tells Us mag about running into Jen at West Hollywood’s Trousdale on Monday.

-- Matt Donnelly

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