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Awesome quotes from Russell Brand's Playboy 20Q interview

May 14, 2010 |  7:42 am

Perry-brand-web Comedian and actor Russell Brand played 20 questions with Playboy this month, spewing quotable quotes galore through a candid interview that's a terrific read.

We present a handful of those quotes out of context and out of order, because it's more fun that way. From the mouth and mind of Russell Brand, who assures the mag that he does indeed care what people think:

"Every police officer has something unique about him or her, some part of the arresting technique that makes it special."

"The majority of people in sex rehab are just disgusting men.... I’m sorry if I burst your bubble and took some of the magic out of it...."

"If you think about it, a death threat is really futile, given the nature of mortality. If you want somebody to die, just wait."

"[I]f you’re going to make a satirical point involving putting things in your rectum, be selective. Don’t take requests from the audience."

Now, we actually are a family blog, so we can't link directly to a page that has pictures of nekkid ladies -- but we trust you can find it on your own on Playboy's website.

One last bit that we will set up. When asked about his relationship with fiancee Katy Perry, Brand replied: "I try to keep my relationship with her close to the chest.

"It’s the first time in my life I’ve had something I’ve cared about this much and wanted to protect."


-- Christie D'Zurilla

Photo: Katy Perry and Russell Brand at the Vanity Fair Oscar Party in March. Credit: Craig Barritt / Getty Images.

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