Lady Gaga wants you to know that she's totally fine health-wise, except the occasional hit of MDMA, the odd cigarette in the studio and, naturally, whiskey.
In an interview with the UK's Times Online, the singer addressed the global panic she caused fans with rumors of exhaustion and an on-stage collapse.
“My schedule is such that I don’t get very much time to eat,” she tells the paper, "but I certainly don't have an eating problem."
Pray tell, Gaga, what do you do to keep up that stamina for the seemingly endless stream of performances, press and recording?
"... I really don’t do drugs. I don’t touch cocaine any more. I don’t smoke. Well, maybe a single cigarette – with whiskey – while I’m working, because it just frees my mind a little bit," she said.
None of the hard stuff?
“A little MDMA once in a while never killed anybody ..."
We love us some Gaga, but in the spirit of education -- take a look at the long-and-short term effects of MDMA, more commonly referred to as ecstasy. Then, Just Dance!
-- Matt Donnelly
Photo: The next single from Lady Gaga's "The Fame Monster" is "Alejandro." Credit: Carolyn Cole / Los Angeles Times
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