Kate Gosselin channels her inner Energizer Bunny
Yes, ex-husband Jon Gosselin is suing her for custody of their eight kids.
Yes, "Dancing With the Stars" judge Bruno Tonioli says, "She's crap. But in a nice way."
Yes, Jimmy Fallon got laughs brutally mocking her "Paparazzi" paso doble.
And yes, Hugh Hefner has turned up his nose.
Nevertheless, Kate Gosselin just keeps pushing ahead -- getting credit for boosting "DWTS" past "American Idol" in the ratings for the first time, signing on for her new TLC show "Twist of Kate" and smacking her ex upside the head in People magazine.
Note to self: When Armageddon arrives, ensure proximity to Kate Gosselin. Chance of survival increases exponentially.
-- Christie D'Zurilla
Photo: Kate Gosselin and partner Tony Dovolani dance to "Paparazzi" on "Dancing with the Stars" on Monday. Credit: Adam Larkey / ABC / Associated Press