Jenna Jameson and Tito Ortiz say, um, never mind
Well, it's a darned good thing we never got around to writing up the whole Jenna Jameson-Tito Ortiz mess that blew up this week, because now TMZ reports the two are taking the "move along, nothing to see here" route.
So you all can just ignore that Ortiz was arrested Monday at the couple's Huntington Beach home on suspicion of felony domestic violence. Forget about the fact that right after making bail, the mixed martial arts star held a tearful news conference during which he accused his girlfriend of OxyContin abuse.
Pay no mind to the pictures of Jameson sporting a bandage or brace or whatever that drugstore ugliness was on her arm Monday. Make like you never saw her Monday tweet that some thought made her a Twitter quitter. (That should make it easier to process the Tuesday tweet that some thought made her sound like a Twitter quitter after she'd already quit.)
Don't tell your friends that in a drug test administered Tuesday, Jameson reportedly passed with flying colors. And if someone asks you if the porn actress will be pressing charges against her home slice, your answer should be, "Why, of course not! The thought never crossed her mind!"
Move along, kids. Nothing to see here.
-- Christie D'Zurilla
Left photo: Jenna Jameson and Tito Ortiz after his fight at UFC 84 at the MGM Grand Garden Arena in Las Vegas on May 24, 2008. Credit: Eric Jamison / Associated Press
Right photo: Ortiz wipes a tear from his eye at a news conference Monday in North Hollywood. Credit: Danny Moloshok / Associated Press