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PREACH IT! Miley Cyrus is so completely deeper than all of you

March 9, 2010 |  2:55 pm

Miley-Cyrus-and-Liam-Hemswo Miley Cyrus wants you to know that her mind is, like, way more profound than yours, and not just because she writes songs in her sleep. No, Miley and boyfriend Liam Hemsworth are, in the words of the Disney TV actress, “both deeper than normal people -- what they think and how they feel.”

I know, right?

Anyway. In honor of her American treasure of a mind, we’ve assembled this list of Cyrus’ most cerebral and incisive thoughts over the years. Just don’t read them all at once. Your brain might implode from all the onslaught of depth.

"I cut the ribbon in Paris, and everyone in Paris speaks French — maybe you knew that."

"Hannah in the show is enormous, like a Hilary Duff of TV. I hope everyone really likes her. She's a great person!"

"The beach set of Hannah Montana is dirty, but it's kinda fun to feel like you're on the beach!"

"I'm a big shoe person. Sometimes I'll be punky, the next day I'll be preppy. Every day after work, my mom and I go shopping. My dad is about to kill me. I say, 'We need it, daddy!'"

"I love everything [Jessica Simpson] ever has on! Jessica can definitely come pick me up in her little Mercedes and take me shopping if she wants!"

"I have candy all the time. I live on gummy bears and peach rings. They're like dried-up peaches, only dipped in sugar. You can get 'em at gas stations. They're like 99 cents for four bags. And cashews. I love cashews."

"If I could get any animal, it would be a dolphin. I want one so bad. Me and my mom went swimming with dolphins, and I was like, 'How do we get one of those?' and she was like, 'You can't get a dolphin. What are you gonna do, like, put it in your pool?'"

"In general, I like guys who are musicians or into music like I am. I need a guy who's calmer than I am because I'm hyper and my mom tells me I need one who has a T-Mobile cell plan, like mine, so my phone bill won't be outrageous."

-- Leslie Gornstein

Photo: Actor Liam Hemsworth is definitely someone Miley Cyrus can look up to as she thinks her deep thoughts. Here they are at the 18th Annual Elton John AIDS Foundation Academy Awards Party on Sunday. Credit: Larry Busacca / Getty Images

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