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PREACH IT! How many times can you use the word 'dagger' in a single trailer? Now we know

March 2, 2010 |  1:58 pm

The dagger is special. The dagger can help you see through time. The dagger gives you a British accent. The dagger drives the ladies wild and makes all the snakes on the planet go crazy. The dagger makes you ripped. The dagger bends Oscar winners to the occult will of Jerry Bruckheimer.

We know we’ve filed this “Prince of Persia” trailer under the new category of "There Are No Words." Originally, this trailer did indeed render us speechless.

Then we learned: The dagger does not need your petty categories.

-- Leslie Gornstein

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