Porn producer offers 'Octomom' Nadya Suleman help with the mortgage

How do you prefer your Nadya Suleman: out of her house or out of her clothes? 

Producer Stephen Hirsch, the founder of Vivid Entertainment, tells KTLA that he's offered to help eviction-threatened "Octomom" make a $450,000 balloon payment on her La Habra home. He'll help her "tomorrow," in fact -- as long as she signs a movie contract. With Vivid. Which makes, you know, porn.

Hirsch says she could work with the partner of her choice. Hmm. Hasn't working without a partner been Suleman's modus operandi thus far?

Please, please, please, there has to be some provision in the stimulus bill to keep this from happening. Despite her new "bikini body," well, we still haven't purged those Suleman pregnancy pics from our mental cache.

If your memory of Nadya is not quite so clear, you might enjoy some super-peppy video of her on "The View," after the jump.

-- Christie D'Zurilla

Photo: Nadya Suleman made the cover of the Feb. 1 issue of Star magazine. Credit: Star / Associated Press

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Comments

[Smoochie]

I just fnished laughing so hard I think I actually tightened my abs!
Exercise is great in all forms....right Nayda.

[sal]

There's got to be a company out there that could use the octuplets in commercials. Planning, convenience foods, clothing, washers, van maker, birth control, viagra, anything!!! I hope something turns up in time to save the family home, which this family desperately needs. Give these kids a break!!!

[sal]

If I had a product or service that specialized in getting moms back into shape, I'd definitely want this lady in my campaign. Maybe she should team up with someone to form just such a company.

[CDZ from the Ministry]

Christie D'Zurilla here from the blog with a reminder that we don't publish profanity in comments, nor do we publish descriptions of sexual acts.

That said, I now feel as if I know so much more than I *ever* needed to know about what MOG readers do in their offline time.

Also, the word is spelled "cries," not "crys."

*ewwww*

//cdz

[predictor]

this narcissistic irresponsible woman is a real embarassment for the society. Luckily she's as hot as 8 women combined, there's a way out of this, i predict the octovideo would sell pretty good, people would be in 8th heaven...