PARTY OF NO! No Mrs. Michael Jackson; no KStew-Jesse James mistress link; no more music from Miley Cyrus

The Ministry of Gossip is throwing a little "party of no" -- or maybe it's a "party of know" -- as we close out the week. Grab what you want from the fridge, there are snacks out on the patio, and you can grab a seat anywhere.

Now seems like a good time to get a few things straight, no?

There is no secret Mrs. Michael Jackson, the singer's estate reports to the court. This should upset a few folks who've sent a few e-mails. You know who you are. TMZ

Similarly, there is no Christmas-dinner BFF link between "The Runaways" star Kristen Stewart and self-reported Jesse James Mistress No. 3, Brigitte Daguerre. Gossip Cop

Also, no good reason to hang around Jesse James' West Coast Choppers with a camera. CBS News

No sign of Sandra Bullock. Celebrity-Gossip.net

No reason to worry your text messages will be sold to a tabloid. Tiger Text

No divorce brewing for Tori Spelling and Dean McDermott. OK! Magazine

No place like (a new) home for Susan Boyle. People

Also, no more music from Miley Cyrus after her June release. She's all about movies now. E! Online

Hopefully that's enough oppositional behavior to get you through the night. Let's toast to a good weekend, shall we? 

-- Christie D'Zurilla

Photo: Michael Jackson in 2005. Credit: John G. Mabanglo.

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Comments

[Cisco]

THANK GOD!!! NO MORE SUCKY MUSIC FROM MILEY BUT MORE SUCKY MOVIES STARRING HER...EEEWWWW!!

[maureen]

the lawyer said there were no mrs.jackson,well ok.but they used his michael joesph jackson name,that isnt his middle name it;s joe jackson.so they are lieing to us again.i hope there is a mrs.jackson and they have tons of kids because they will be the cuttest thing ever.there is a picture on the internet michael has this women beside him and holding a child and kissing her,i truly think that is michael true wife.she is really pretty and the kids is so beautiful.i can see he wanted to keep them out of the media and dont blame him at all.god bless you if this is your family and they are really special and have the rest of your life and enjoy because they grow uo fast.love you more