Jesse James' maybe-mistress No. 4 develops a case of the dainties
The part that had interested us about this lovely lady was that she said, through Allred, that the alleged relationship had ended just after the scandal broke. Which was icky enough that we wanted to know more. Kinda. But not really.
So, with apologies to the Bud Light folks, the Ministry of Gossip salutes you, Ms. Suddenly Shy Self-Reported Jesse James Mistress No. 4!
While the dirty laundry of Michelle "Bombshell" McGee, Melissa Smith and Brigitte Daguerre is aired to an icked-out public, perhaps you had the sense to think, "I pale in comparison to Sandra Bullock, and people might notice!"
When tabloid bucks beckoned, even as you dangled the promise of electronic proof as bait ...
And when others had the nerve to shout, "I'm No. 1" (or No. 2, or, yes, even No. 3), you had the clarity of thought to realize, "'I'm No. 4' just makes me sound like a skanky tramp."
So thank you, Ms. Suddenly Shy Self-Reported Jesse James Mistress No. 4, for giving us all -- well, for giving us all a break.
-- Christie D'Zurilla
Photo: Gloria Allred set up shop with a client, Joslyn James, at KABC radio during Tiger Woods' Feb. 19, 2010, press conference. Credit: Frederick M. Brown / Getty Images.
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