'Jersey Shore' stars writing a book (that's not a typo)

See JWoww. See Ronnie. See them tan. See them party. See them write a book.

Yes, Jenni "JWoww" Farley and Ronnie Ortiz-Magro of MTV's "Jersey Shore" will be bringing us "Never Fall in Love at the Jersey Shore," courtesy of St. Martin's Press and, we assume, some people who can actually type words.

The paperback will be available in July, Publishers Weekly reports -- just in time to be read at the beach! And, gosh, right around the show's summer second season premiere! What a fortunate coincidence.

Why those two? Perhaps they weren't getting paid enough simply to exist in public. And we assume the publisher didn't want to nickname it a "booki."

-- Christie D'Zurilla

Photo: Jenni "JWoww" Farley celebrates her 25th birthday at Moon nightclub at the Palms Casino Resort on Feb. 27, 2010, in Las Vegas. Credit: Ethan Miller / Getty Images.

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