THE REBOUND: A smiley KStew photo gallery inspired by Preach It!

So, yeah, on Thursday our lovely and talented Preach It! columnist Leslie Gornstein shared her observations about Kristen Stewart's often dour red carpet visage.

About five seconds after those observations hit the Interwebs, the space-time continuum ripped and through that Twitter-based rip came dozens of links to smiling KStew pics, hurled like tiny throwing stars in the general direction of the Ministry of Gossip. 

So I am about to hurl back a photo gallery in which the lovely and talented Ms. Stewart flashes her pearly whites (or close enough that she is, as Tyra Banks would say, smiling with her eyes).

Let's get a few things clear:

A) Pictures of a smiling Kristen Stewart do exist.

B) It's about 25 times easier -- no lie, people, I do this for a living, trust me, you don't see all the ones that don't run -- to find a non-smiling KStew pic than it is to find the alternative.

C) I don't have a dog in this fight. 

D) There actually isn't a fight.

E) I did not just imply Kristen Stewart is a dog.

F) I do have a dog, and he's cute, but that's neither here nor there. He fell asleep during "Twilight," and would fight you only if he really wanted to eat whatever you were eating.

G) I am probably the only person at the Ministry who would click on that many picture links.

H) This is the last time I click on that many Twitter links.

That said -- "the Rebound" might be the first in an occasional series. I haven't made up my mind yet. While I'm pondering, how about you click on "The Runaways" premiere picture on the left to launch a gallery of the smiling-est KStew pics available without me having to steal stuff.

-- Christie D'Zurilla

P.S. I may have cheated a bit in the smiley gallery. I hope it leaves you smiling.

Photo: Kristen Stewart arrives at the premiere of "The Yellow Handkerchief" in Los Angeles on Feb.18. Credits: Gabriel Bouys / AFP/Getty Images, top; Chris Pizzello / Associated Press, left

Related dispatches from the Ministry of Gossip:

PREACH IT! Don't look directly at Kristen Stewart! You'll turn to sad!

'The Runaways' gets its New York red carpet premiere

Kristen Stewart, Dakota Fanning debut 'The Runaways' in Hollywood

Jodie Foster wants to teach Kristen Stewart a thing or two

'New Moon' mistake: Chris Weitz on his biggest regret (it's an RPattz and KJStew scene!)

Start here and keep clicking for the Ministry's "5 Days of 'The Runaways'" coverage.

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Comments

[so close!]

Dang! Almost one article where the journalist doesn't mention Tw... almost. Perhaps one day someone will realize not all of her fans give a rat's booty about that ... thing.

:-D

[CDZ from the Ministry]

@Steffi -- Christie D'Zurilla here from the blog. As a fellow writer, do you *really* think I'm going to publish a comment in which you call me an obscene name? I mean, seriously.

Regular readers know that MOG doesn't do profanity. Regular journalists know that not all outlets have legal rights to every photo of Kristen Stewart ever taken. That was sort of my point.

P.S. Even though you might hate that first pic, I think it's pretty. Regarding the Sundance pics -- wasn't the issue her smile, not her hair?

//cdz

[Cisco]

face it! she's just dour looking no matter what....give it up already...

[Anne]

Thank you for putting the SmileyStew photo gallery together. : )

[erica stephens]

Listen this girl is ugly! I am certain had the producers realized what a hit this series was to be,they would have chosen an equally as bad actress who was pretty

[Arnold Lesky]

Love Kristen and her non - smile-y , natural state of human face look. Way to go girl! Do not let them corrupt you.
P.S. In NYS one can NOT smile on Driver's licence picture or in any official documents.

[Nicola]

Her smile is gorgeous, and so are all her other expressions. There are plenty of photos of her smiling and laughing. Thanks for the pics