For Taylor Lautner's 18th birthday, we present ... puppies
Taylor's adorable, the puppies are adorable, and life is too stinkin' ugly most of the time to pass up an opportunity to say "awww" and "yay!"
Mr. Lautner, the Ministry of Gossip wishes you a fine day, no matter what means of celebration you choose. There's a lot of fame in your face -- and you seem to be handling it nicely.
-- Christie D'Zurilla
Photo: Taylor Lautner arrives at the premiere of "Valentine's Day" at Grauman's Chinese Theatre on Monday in Hollywood. Credit: Kevin Winter / Getty Images