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PREACH IT! Justin Bieber’s 16th birthday party is, like, to die for! And it so totally screams for a poll!

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Attention, screaming tweens: It’s Justin Bieber’s birthday! He turns 16! I KNOW, RIGHT? TMZ has scored a copy of the invitation to what’s sure to be, like, the sickest party on the planet. Let’s take a look at the details ...

Oh, cool! It’s going on all this weekend! Three whole days of awesome! There’s going to be basketball, paintball, sumo wrestling, laser tag -- what a great time! And a Jacuzzi, and an X-Box, and Wii, and a barbecue, and air hockey, and Rock Band, and a private movie screening. Crazy town! And oh, what’s this? A legal waiver. Let’s see what it says:

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“I consent to my/minor’s participation in the activity and acknowledge that the minor and I fully understand that my/minor’s participation may involve risk of serious injury or death.” Righteous!

Well, this is the same Justin Bieber whose fans caused a stampede at a New York mall, and whose recent Paris appearance was cut short because of overcrowding; thousands of amies wanted to allez to the venue at the same time, overwhelming organizers and spurring Bieber to Tweet, “Paris is crazy!”

I know, right?

Anyway, let’s do a poll. We’ll make it look just like one of those quizzes on Twitter.

-- Leslie Gornstein

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