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Report: Heidi Montag will soap up her after-market mods and show them off in Playboy

Heidi and lauren Seems "The Hills" star Heidi Montag's 10 new plastic surgery nips and tucks really have built up the 23-year-old's self-esteem.

Now that she looks almost nothing like she did as recently as November, the blond -- she's still blond -- is apparently confident enough, MSNBC's the Scoop says, to pose topless for Playboy!

That's instead of just settling for those lame-o, no-nudity bikini shots she popped for the mag back in September

(Get this -- she said they even had to Photoshop one of her lame-o you-know-whats bigger, just to fill out the bikini top! Can you imagine the horror?)

You go girl! Woo! Hoo! Because nothing says "I'm happy just being the strong woman who is me!" than pressing your bangin' new triple-Ds up against a soapy shower door and banking six or seven figures for your scantily clad day's work.

Hubby Spencer Pratt will no doubt be even prouder of his artistically expressive wife. Plus, a friend told InTouch magazine, Heidi "could use the money."

Perhaps there'll even be enough cash for "The Hills" Barbie to buy the even-bigger breasts she told People she wants installed as soon as her doctor decides it's no longer medically unsafe.

Hey, a girl can dream. 

(Is it just me, or did anyone else just hear her poor mother's brain explode?)

-- Christie D'Zurilla

Photo: Look! Lauren Conrad, left, can't even bear to look at Heidi Montag's sad, old, underperforming breasts in this April 2009 publicity shot for "The Hills." Credit: MTV.

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"Double-D's", nothing. She wants "H" for "Heidi". (There wouldn't be enough paper or large enough presses for that, now, would there?)

Its disgusting how women objectify themselves more then men do to them. you are gross miss fake body! how many bolt on accesories do you need? eww gross!

It's dangerous all these operations, she used to be so pretty but she didn't love herself. I understand that a girl wants to look and feel sexy but what she just did to herself is scary!!!

If it makes their career, whatever. BUT the pandemic of plastic chest and waxed yummies is a turn off to actual men beyond the 8th grade.

Girls, a guy wants an actual woman to touch, not plastic. If you have to build in some padding, use less that that, be sure they look and *feel* real and make d-mn sure they fit the rest of you. A woman who appears to be wearing a couple water balloons is a turn-off - guys are forced to think "is this real or plastic?!? If you can connect on a personal level, whatever you're born with will be just fine.

- a guy's thoughts -

Speak for yourself sheep, as far as what "a guy wants". Heidi is sexy as hell. The bigger the better. Judging by the pic, Ms. Conrad could use a boost too.

Farrah Fawcett's blond replacement . . . without the intelligence . . .


Fixing your breasts is no different than fixing your neck, your cheeks, your chin, your lips, your nose or your forehead..

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HOW SMALL HEIDI'S TRUE SELF-ESTEEM MUST BE TO DO ALL THIS TO HERSELF...SAD, SAD...

its actually a turn off for men in todays society when they realise the breasts r filled with plastic they might apriciate the pretty face for a while but half these women only get used then one never hears of them.not even pamala anderson has real breasts shes artificial.

all this inthe name of god, as she clllllllaiiiiims (and spencer ) to be CHRISTIAN !
lol!


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