Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie together at the Super Bowl -- everyone exhale! (Except for you women, who don't like fun)
(Wow, did I really just write that last bit there? Forgive please -- I've been on vacation. Let's just say I did it for the folks who loved the "Bran and Gelina" headline so passionately.)
They sat together! They kissed each other! They even left the game together! It's as if they're -- wait for it -- together! Though we'd never be so bold as to say that for sure. Because they might break up some day. Or not.
We note their appearance separately from the sightings of a gazillion other celebs at the game because the radiant concept of Brangelina together (as well as the chillier-than-a-snowpocalypse idea of Brangelina apart) seems to touch part of the world's reptile brain in a way we simply don't understand.
Aside from being football being good fun, showing up to watch the Saints play is a good PR move if Brad ever decided to run for mayor of New Orleans. (We're guessing -- this is only a guess! -- that Brangelina bought their own plane tickets to Miami.)
Of course, if the gossipy reports are at all true, Angelina might have something really ladylike to say to Brad before he started campaigning for that flight of whimsy. Which would just go to show that the bulk of yesterday's super-funny and super-original and super-make-me-wanna-buy-stuff Super Bowl ads were indeed telling the truth about women.
Ladies, get back to work. (Unless you have time to watch the video below, which might trick you into thinking that women do watch the Super Bowl, and that advertisers would actually be aware that they do.)
-- Christie D'Zurilla
Photo: We have no long-lens paparazzi pic of Brangelina smooching in South Florida. You'll just have to settle for this shot of Brad Pitt presenting at the Directors Guild of America Awards on Jan. 30, 2010. Credit: Alberto E. Rodriguez / Getty Images