Tiger Woods, delightfully tacky, yet unrefined (Caption this?)
The original image -- this is a detail of a photograph of the picture snapped by one of the Ministry's many, many, many in-house consultants -- is framed and hanging at the couple-years-old Hooters on Hollywood Boulevard, near Grauman's Chinese.
So if you're ever really tired of oohing and ahhing over the stars on the sidewalk -- heck, check out this view, inside at 6922 Hollywood Blvd.
"It's near the front windows between two tables," says our source, who is remaining anonymous because he's been known to frequent the joint to hoist some grog. "Judging from the hairstyles, it looks like it was shot some time ago and somewhere else."
Don't you ever say we don't bring you hard-hitting original reporting, eh?
Caption suggestions are welcome -- just keep it clean.
-- Christie D'Zurilla
Photo credit: Super Secret MOG Source / Los Angeles Times
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