Kiefer Sutherland, David Letterman and a dress -- imagine the possibilities
Kiefer Sutherland is a man of his word, it seems -- even if the words wind up being, "I'm shopping for a big gal ... kinda my size ... do you mind if I try it on?" Because I'm doing the David Letterman show later tonight?
Dave wants to know, on tonight's show, why Kiefer's dolled up all purty-like for him.
"What's happening here?"
"I lost a bet," said the man whose Jack Bauer character is wise enough to bet only on himself. "Over the weekend, I was so sure New England was gonna win that I told a guy who used to be my friend that if New England lost, I would wear a dress on Letterman."
You know, with the combat boots, it almost works.
"This I think may be the most humiliating moment of my life," Sutherland tells Dave, "and I’ve had a couple to choose from.” Is it just us, or is Dave's gaze lingering there on Kiefer's hairy gams? Ankles crossed, Kiefer, crossed.
Sutherland's hit series "24" starts a new season Sunday and Monday -- and this gag is pretty decent timing for Mr. Letterman as well.
Dave, are we picking up on a theme here?
-- Christie D'Zurilla
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