Hailey Glassman fires parting shots at Jon Gosselin

Jon Gosselin may already be in "love" again. And his most recent ex (ex-girlfriend, not ex-wife) apparently doesn't give a flying snowplow whether Jon's found his dream girl on the snowboarding slopes (Jon does love his snowboarding).

However, she can think of eight other people who might be concerned about a rumored move to Utah -- which we emphasize is only a rumor.

Hailey Glassman tells People magazine, "Congrats to the new girlfriend and I wish [Jon] luck with his move to Utah. I mean, I'm not sure if he remembers he has eight children back in Pennsylvania." She goes on to describe those ex-kids (OK, he does still have some sort of custody) as workers in Jon's "legalized sweatshop," likely a reference to his ex-TV show, "Jon & Kate Plus 8."

Hmm. Did Hailey remember Jon had eight children when they were off together in St. Tropez last summer? Maybe her dad -- Kate's tummy-tuck surgeon, whom we assume could tell his patient has kids --  forgot to mention it?

We're just asking. 

The magazine reports, in its words, that Glassman is "taking the high road" after their relationship fell apart in an ugly way that included conflicts about paying the rent at their ex-apartment.

"I've been through way too much for a 22-year-old, and the amount of stress and pain I've endured is unfathomable," Hailey says.

Oh please. We don't even have to add a joke to make that hysterically funny. 

We're so happy to be an ex-22-year-old.

-- Christie D'Zurilla

Photo: Oh yeah, baby, who wouldn't want a piece of that? It's Jon Gosselin leaving a Pennsylvania court back in October. Credit: Matt Rourke / Associated Press

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Comments

[Dustin]

Yes Hailey, it must have been terribly difficult and traumatic growing up as the child of a wealthy surgeon. A wealthy surgeon who then paid your post-secondary education and now pays for your lifestyle even though you have no job to speak of. Life IS tough. Woe is you. I honestly don't know how you can keep things together day after day after the tough life that you have led. My therapist mentioned that she has many patients who have been abused, have grown up without parents, have lived on the streets, and have been discriminated against, but she maintains that NONE of them know suffering like you do. Hailey - you are an inspiration to not only me, but all mankind. We shall overcome!

[Tilia]

Jon is good for our entertainment, these are the adventures of a modern Simplicius Simplecissimus (Simpleton). And now Hailey, upholder of moral standarts, its amusing....

[Cisco]

Good Lord! Why is space wasted on trashy, no talent, scumbags like Jon?? There must be something more newsworthy like Britney Spears letting her pubes grow back or Justin Timberlake's secret cross-dressing fetish...Please let's start ignoring Jon and Kate and they will go away...please do that for us readers...for America dammit!!