Santa smackdown: Paris Hilton versus Billy Bob Thornton [POLL]
Why? Because we can. And because Paris Hilton launched a new fragrance yesterday, and that's, like, super important.
But the Ministry wants your opinion -- who's the badder Santa, Paris or Billy Bob Thornton? And by "bad" we mean good, of course.
-- Christie D'Zurilla
Photo credits: Toby Canham / Getty Images, left. Tracy Bennett / Miramax Films, right.
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