Rosie O'Donnell, her new girlfriend -- and all those kids!
Rosie O'Donnell and Kelli Carpenter are over -- turns out they have been for a while now. Now Rosie has a new girlfriend, Texas artist Tracy Kachtick-Anders, with whom she's been enjoying Miami Beach this week.
Looks as if they're having a nice time, yes? Apparently they met online.
It's quiet here today, and the temptation is irresistible: That sucking sound you hear is our reality TV "creative brainstorming" helmet being donned.
Now, the Ministry gets a bit fuzzy on mathematics when rivers of bubbly await, but yes, six plus four equals 10. And 10 is more than eight, albeit less than 14.
~~ The smell of "reality" is getting really thick around here. This stupid helmet is coming off now -- it's freaking me out. Should've had the Champagne *first.* ~~
So is it time for Nadya Suleman and Kate Gosselin to fear for their television futures?
Meh, we're thinking they have absolutely nothing to worry about ...
Kachtick-Anders, an artist and LGBT-parenting advocate who has a special interest in foster and adoptive families, doesn't seem like the type of person who'd ever leverage her little ones -- some of whom have special needs -- into any make-a-buck reality-TV train wreck.
Kick us out the door now, OK?
And a Happy New Year to all the moms mentioned above.
-- Christie D'Zurilla
Photo: Rosie O'Donnell in November 2008. Credit: Dana Fineman / NBC
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