The week in Jonas Brothers: weddings, solo gigs and rebounding
In and around celebrity oil spills like Tiger Woods and Courtney Love, the Ministry is offering a courtesy update on those non-cheating, non-custody-losing rascals the Jonas Brothers.
Even though Justin Bieber has broken free from his cast and attacked the hearts of tweens worldwide, or at least at the Citadel in Commerce, this trio still merits some of our easily swayed attention.
Here's what's happening: one is getting married, one is further testing the solo waters (pulling a Timberlake, anyone?), and one may be in a position to entice a new girlfriend, to best his werewolf-romancing ex.
Let's do oldest to youngest, shall we?
Reports say the nuptials will take place Saturday on Long Island at the scenic Oheka Castle (the site of 'N Sync member Joey Fatone's wedding, and a fictional retreat for Cameron Diaz and Ashton Kutcher in "What Happens in Vegas").
Middle brother Joe Jonas will be there, naturally. And you know, they do say a wedding is a great place to meet new people -- which is what he might want to be doing, considering the active dating life of his ex, Taylor Swift, and her new love interest, Taylor Lautner.
Baby brother Nick can provide some support for ol' Joe, as he's been making major strides in independence lately. Earlier this week it was announced that Nick and his non-JoBros group, Nick Jonas and the Administration, will serve as house band for the Critics Choice Awards on Jan. 15.
Nick said that he's got about 25 songs to learn, including the show's intro and exit tunes.
-- Matt Donnelly
Photo: The JoBros -- Joe, left, Nick and Kevin -- at the MTV EMA Awards in November. Credit: Michael Gottschalk AFP / Getty Images
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Yay, Kevin!!!!! Have fun, Joe!
Nick...uh. Meh. What can I say. Solo? Good luck to him but ZZZZZZZ. Too soon. Too cocky. Too awkward.
Joe's the only one I'm interested in separate from the group (ie. his acting aspirations) and even then...they're simply better all together, musically.
Posted by: Fannity | Dec 18, 2009 at 11:40 AM
jobrooosss sn lo mas!!!!
cn ustedes respiroo!!
no se separen porfa juntos hacen magiaa
aguanten los jobros y argentinaa!!!
vuelvaan prontooo
nick i love youu
Posted by: fatii | Dec 18, 2009 at 02:54 PM
I only hate Nick because he dated Miley :P
And I just LOVE Joeeeeee!!!! All that emotion in his videos are perfect and no phoniness at all!
Kevin is just HOT 0_0 Natural born hottie
Posted by: Meilina Tsui | Apr 12, 2010 at 07:14 AM