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Tiger Woods slightly injured in car accident near his home

TigerWoodsStory Tiger Woods is just fine, thank you! The uber-pro golfer was treated for facial lacerations Friday after running into a fire hydrant and a tree in his Cadillac SUV around 2:25 a.m.

The mayor of Windermere, where Woods lives, told CNN that police arrived within two minutes of being notified. 

And we know you're thinking it, at that time of night after a holiday, so -- the Florida Highway Patrol said that alcohol did not appear to be a factor, though the accident is under investigation.

Nobody's seriously hurt (except maybe the fire hydrant and the tree?) so we're gonna say it: Life is good when the police show up in two minutes, the mayor does your PR for you, and you crash your GM vehicle well after your endorsement contract is up.

Heal up, Tiger!

-- Christie D'Zurilla

Photo: Robyn Beck/AFP/Getty Images

 
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Be NICE !
Tiger deserves innocent until proven, or admitting guilty

Call me Tiger.

Actually, I'm calling you. lol.

We should have seen this coming. He has been pulling his drives to the right.

All the speculation on this is nuts.
2-3 A.M. doesn't mean anythig at all. Many famous and/or super wealthy people use those hours of the morning to do exercising at local Gyms, etc. (They are forced to do this because ignorant people mob them)

Wait for the answers! Stop making up answers.

Sounds like he had a seizure.

Sorry, but I'm guessing tiger was hammered, only because this man makes a living knowing distances,ranges,yards, feet and ect. what protocol did the police follow, as far as field sobriety tests?

here's my analogy. For someone who makes a living from knowing exact distances, whether three feet or two hundred yards, to even have an accident like this, seems impossible unless he was impaired! What protocol did the local (friendly) fuzz follow, as far as a field sobriety test is concerned? It would seem to be mandatory. I know it would be for me!

My Daddy taught me long ago , " ALL WOMEN ARE CRAZY! SOME MORE THAN OTHERS! BUT, USUALLY AT DIFFERENT TIMES IN THEIR LIVES" !
YA JUST NEVER KNOW !

OK so he cheats on his wife and family and then gets in a big fight with his wife over it and then crashes his new car into a fire hydrant and tree and passes out and the wife smashes the window with of all things a golf club of his. Now tell me this is not perfect Karma. He even cuts his upper and lower lips, and blood comes out of his mouth like the lies he told his wife. Or his cut lips he kissed his mistress (Rachel Uchitel) with. The Tiger is just a Cub to me now, not much of a man to two time his soul mate. Do we see divorce coming next? For SURE! He will hit another hole in one soon being such a superstar.

The prime suspect is the obviously unsafe-at-any-speed (Ralph, where are you?) Cadillac SUV for having failed to protect its driver from that malicious duo the fire hydrant and the tree.


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