Shocking news from Sharon Osbourne: Susan Boyle not very attractive!
Oh come on, Sharon Osbourne: Just because you say it to Opie & Anthony on satellite radio doesn't mean we can't hear you out here in the rest of the world.
Sharon took it upon herself to reveal that "Britain's Got Talent" runner-up Susan Boyle isn't really very pretty at all. And to impress us again with her own extensive vocabulary.
Who knew, Sharon, who knew? Thanks bunches for that scoop.
Here's the thing: If you pick on a person's looks, you run the risk that someone will turn that game around and trash-talk people you actually care about.
"Eye of the beholder" and all that.
Just a thought.
-- Christie D'Zurilla
Photo: We were going to run a picture of Sharon Osbourne, but we decided she wasn't nearly pretty enough. So here's a shot of Susan Boyle waving to fans at a soccer game in Glasgow, Scotland, on Oct. 22. Credit: Jeff J Mitchell / Getty Images