Johnny Depp, sexiest man alive? It's sexy opinion time

People magazine has released its annual list of the 100 Sexiest Men Alive, with Johnny Depp taking the lead as THE sexiest man alive in 2009.

Others on People's list? Adam Lambert, Nick Cannon, Robert Downey Jr. and the hot trio of guys from "Glee" -- Matthew Morrison, Cory Monteith and Mark Salling. 

We're not at all disappointed with People's pick -- even with the crush we have on Mr. Schuster. What's not to love about pirates and boy bands? (Though, hey, what about Chris Colfer?)

But your mileage may vary -- so the Ministry's Division of Absolutely Accurate Online Statistics is conducting research.

All results are, of course, completely nonscientific. And that's why we love them.

-- Christie D'Zurilla

Photo: Is this guy sexy or what? Say what? Johnny Depp attends the Museum of Modern Art's film benefit tribute to Tim Burton on Nov. 17, 2009, in New York. Credit: Evan Agostini / Associated Press.

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Comments

[K]

How anyone but Jon Hamm could be SMA this year is beyond me.

[andy]

Please! Jon Hamm. No question. Period. End of story.

[El Guapo de la cuidad de los angeles]

I can't believe I'm not on the list.

[2 cents]

oh definitely - skeezy and unkempt is way sexy

[Soozin]

I love Johnny Depp as an actor - he's brilliant, but afraid I don't find him sexy (with apologies to one of my dearest friends who would disagree with me vehemently here). I'd like to know where the heck Gerard Butler is on the list - oh, he didn't make it yet again? Boo hiss! I no longer see much validity in People's selections because it seems they are fixated on the same guys over and over - except I was very thrilled to see Adam Lambert make the list. One day I hope to see the true paradigm shift the year Adam makes the cover of this issue.

[Candi]

Sean Connery will always be the sexiest man.

[Shirl]

Johnny Depp - # 1 in my book. He is just beautiful along with very talented. He is very selective with his roles and just amazing to look at whether a pirate , gangster, or any part he plays. He's always #1 for me .

[Gail Gedan Spencer]

Adam Lambert? Blaaargh. Team Clooney all the way, 4evah.

[Quakes]

this thread needs more Hugh Jackman

[CDZ from the Ministry]

Couldn't have said it better myself, Quakes, and I'm the one who created the poll! I'd've been delighted to see Hugh Jackman in perpetuity. // cdz

[sandi]

the men of true blood should round up the top 4 !!!