File under: 'Gossip Girl' never happened at our high school

So "Gossip Girl," a.k.a. "The Show That Will Do Just About Anything With the Guys in the Locker Room," has a spicy "threesome" plot line planned for this Monday, we hear from the gang at E! Online. Britney Spears would be so proud.

But the Parents Television Council doesn't like that idea. No, the group doesn't like that idea at all.

Parents always wanna spoil the fun. Sigh.

-- Christie D'Zurilla