Now for some sexy time with Fergie and Josh Duhamel
So where's the inevitable threesome sex tape?
"That’s not happening," Fergie tells the Advocate. "We’re too smart for that. We’ve done some filming but with no tape in the camera."
There you have it, sports fans -- no tape in the camera.
We'll save our "There is no such thing as an unloaded gun" lecture for another day.
And the stripper pole they received as a wedding gift? "Just decorative at this point," Josh told Women's Health.
Perhaps that's for the best.
-- Christie D'Zurilla
Photo: Josh Duhamel, dressed to answer questions about that stripper? Or Josh Duhamel, dressed for a romantic weekend at home? Neither -- it's just Josh Duhamel dressed for work on "Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen." Credit: Jaimie Trueblood / Paramount Pictures.
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