Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom: Stop us if this sounds familiar ...
Reality TV diva Khloe Kardashian and L.A. Lakers forward Lamar Odom are certainly knocking down those milestones. The fact that he just put his Manhattan Beach bachelor pad/Lakers frat house on the market for around $2.4 million seems almost anticlimactic.
Check out the tattoo pics on Khloe's blog -- where we learned that the decision was spontaneous, she says: "When we were at dinner [Saturday night], I just knew I wanted a tattoo for Lamar in the web of my hand, and then once we got to the shop we decided on getting each other's initials."
For those keeping score: Khloe is the sister who just got married. Kourtney Kardashian is the sister who's going to have a baby. And Kim Kardashian is the one who wants to be married and have a baby and really, really soon, please.
And, yes, sports fans, especially the few who haven't watched the "E! True Hollywood Story," Olympic medalist Bruce Jenner joined this bunch of his own free will. Perhaps he can give fellow jock Lamar Odom a few tips on keeping up with the Kardashians?
I'm seeing trends. Lots of trends.
-- Christie D'Zurilla
Photo: Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom at the "Whiteout" film premiere in Westwood on Sept. 9. We like to imagine someone with a thought bubble that reads, "What did I get myself into?" But we're silly that way. Credit: Chris Pizzello / Associated Press
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