Chelsea Handler, Jay Leno and Playboy, a magazine with naked people in it
So, like, comic Chelsea Handler is going to be on the Playboy cover soon, and, like, it's not coming out for a while, 'cause it's next month's issue and stuff, and, like, Chelsea on Tuesday was on the Jay Leno show, right? Right?? Like, now, not waiting for next month or anything. So, like, there's some surprise brewing, right?
And then!! Like, Leno tells her that nobody cares what she thinks! And, like, she makes a face, and she is all dude I totally care what I think! And then she makes sort of a David Letterman joke too. And it's like at Jay. Wow.
So then it turns out that Leno, like, totally has a REALLY BIG COPY of the cover of -- shh!! -- A PLAYBOY MAGAZINE. With Chelsea on it OMG! (Have you heard of Playboy? It's a magazine where people, like, take their clothes off and then write articles?) And it's, like, the first time she sees it and can you even believe that happened?
Plus. No way. Her shoes are like, totally RED shoes.
-- Christie D'Zurilla