If Gods Were Drafted Like Fantasy Football

02:00 PM PT, Aug 27 2008

Not going to lie...sounds like a lot of fun. I already know I am fully losing my fantasy football draft this year, as I got stuck with middle pick. Furthermore, my first mistake was accidentally picking T.O. up. I am sure I will live to regret more decisions later. [ If Gods were drafted like fantasy football ]

August 27, 2008 in Fun Links | Permalink

What no Church of the Fonz?

How is this a serious Fantasy Religon Draft when the most important church is not in the mix?

Posted by: boski | August 27, 2008 at 06:13 PM

The Old Testament-based draft picks are a disappointment. They deliver the world in the first six days, but after the seventh day (first rest day), it takes forever for them to get back on track and make things happen.

The Hindu pick works crappy too. They're all about giving you the "We'll be much better the next time around" excuse. Now if you draft yourself a good cult, they'll perform great. They got that "passing comet / doomsday" deadline to motivate them... And they have women that are easily mislead.

Posted by: Doug | August 28, 2008 at 08:53 AM

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Christie St. Martin was born in Bermuda and educated at two Canadian universities that would prefer not to be mentioned here until she supplies them with healthy building endowments. An uber-geek and proud of it, she established herself as an Internet presence with All Things Christie, a blog that managed, with its quirky and unabashedly self-indulgent links to and commentary on whatever struck her fancy or her ire, to attract small legions of readers, fans and would-be stalkers. Her interests were as they are: myriad and eclectic, though certainly given to a particular fondness for the tech-y, the game-y and the kitschy. She is her own organizing principle, a kind of mad surfer on the crests of cultural lunacy, alternately acerbic, ecstatic and unintentionally insightful. She has since blogged for VH1's "Best Week Ever" and Exhausticated.com, providing her usual melange of cheek, snark and occasional observation. Christie also contributes to LAT's Hero Complex blog.

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