The Caffeine Test

12:00 PM PT, Jul 17 2008

What's your caffeine level today?

I just wish I had used my mouse instead of the touchpad but my mouse fell down off the edge of my bed and I thought I was too awesome to pick it up for a caffeine mouse clicking test. Little did I know it wouldn't allow me to retake the test for another 24 hours. Bad form, St. Martin. Bad form. [ The Caffeine Test ]

July 17, 2008 in Fun Links | Permalink

You clicked 269 times in 30 seconds.
Your caffeine level for today is:

Near Death - Delusions of Godlike power

To be fair, I haven't had caffeine today. I was using button clicking techniques learned from the old NES Track & Field game.

Posted by: Damin | July 17, 2008 at 03:12 PM

Christie... You can't whine about a mouseclicking handicap when you have a "near death" score. I was pretty proud of my touchpad skills and I only got "Extremely High - Excessive Energy, Spastic". Now I just feel non-Godlike and inferior.

Posted by: Doug | July 18, 2008 at 12:53 PM

Sorry about the double-comment. Apparently the mouse-clicking frenzy takes awhile to leave your system.

Posted by: Doug | July 18, 2008 at 12:54 PM

About the Blogger

Christie St. Martin

Christie St. Martin was born in Bermuda and educated at two Canadian universities that would prefer not to be mentioned here until she supplies them with healthy building endowments. An uber-geek and proud of it, she established herself as an Internet presence with All Things Christie, a blog that managed, with its quirky and unabashedly self-indulgent links to and commentary on whatever struck her fancy or her ire, to attract small legions of readers, fans and would-be stalkers. Her interests were as they are: myriad and eclectic, though certainly given to a particular fondness for the tech-y, the game-y and the kitschy. She is her own organizing principle, a kind of mad surfer on the crests of cultural lunacy, alternately acerbic, ecstatic and unintentionally insightful. She has since blogged for VH1's "Best Week Ever" and Exhausticated.com, providing her usual melange of cheek, snark and occasional observation. Christie also contributes to LAT's Hero Complex blog.

If you have any cool videos, Web pages or photos that you think should be on this blog, e-mail the link (no attachments, please) to cstmartin@gmail.com

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