20 Baby Products Great For Traumatizing Infants

08:22 AM PT, Jul 16 2008

Raising a baby is a tough gig. "Experts" declare at every turn that the wrong decisions on nutrition, napping or enrichment will render your child emotionally barren, homeless, sexually deviant and, worst of all, short. It's no wonder child rearing products are such a huge industry. Here are 20 products perfect for developing little tykes ... into adults who want to murder their parents.

This entire list terrifies me. Just looking at the swimming neck ring makes me feel claustrophobic. [ 20 Baby Products Great For Traumatizing Infants ]

July 16, 2008 in Fun Links | Permalink

Although the saddle might look like a good idea for adults, I'm tellin' you.. it chafes. And I already discovered clothing that mops up as you're laying on a dirty floor... it's called the expensive silk shirt that used to look so good before I started drinking tequilla.

Posted by: Doug | July 16, 2008 at 12:47 PM

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Christie St. Martin was born in Bermuda and educated at two Canadian universities that would prefer not to be mentioned here until she supplies them with healthy building endowments. An uber-geek and proud of it, she established herself as an Internet presence with All Things Christie, a blog that managed, with its quirky and unabashedly self-indulgent links to and commentary on whatever struck her fancy or her ire, to attract small legions of readers, fans and would-be stalkers. Her interests were as they are: myriad and eclectic, though certainly given to a particular fondness for the tech-y, the game-y and the kitschy. She is her own organizing principle, a kind of mad surfer on the crests of cultural lunacy, alternately acerbic, ecstatic and unintentionally insightful. She has since blogged for VH1's "Best Week Ever" and Exhausticated.com, providing her usual melange of cheek, snark and occasional observation. Christie also contributes to LAT's Hero Complex blog.

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