The 10 Batman Figures That Make Even Batman & Robin Seem Somewhat Reasonable

01:00 PM PT, Jun 19 2008

If one thing and one thing alone could sum up the awfulness of Joel Schumacher's Batman and Robin movie, it would be the Bat-nipples. For all the ridiculousness of the film, the terrible dialog, the cheesy plot, the inane goofiness, it's those superfluous nipples on both Batman and Robin's normally nipple-less outfits that so eloquently summed up what was wrong.

The mere fact that this list exists has restored my faith in the internet. I think Slalom Racer Batman and I could become the bestest of friends. Even though he has a jetpack and that it completely (COMPLETELY) ruins my theory that bats can't live in snowy conditions. Bats are to me what snakes are to Indiana Jones. [ 10 worst batman action figures ever ]

June 19, 2008 in comics | Permalink

sorry to hear about your phobia - it must be hell for you when you bat your eyelashes at 16 year olds rapping with their casio keyboards. . .

Posted by: bloopy | June 19, 2008 at 03:42 PM

Iti s a horrifying experience, bloopy. I wish this upon no one.

Posted by: christie | June 19, 2008 at 06:40 PM

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Christie St. Martin

Christie St. Martin was born in Bermuda and educated at two Canadian universities that would prefer not to be mentioned here until she supplies them with healthy building endowments. An uber-geek and proud of it, she established herself as an Internet presence with All Things Christie, a blog that managed, with its quirky and unabashedly self-indulgent links to and commentary on whatever struck her fancy or her ire, to attract small legions of readers, fans and would-be stalkers. Her interests were as they are: myriad and eclectic, though certainly given to a particular fondness for the tech-y, the game-y and the kitschy. She is her own organizing principle, a kind of mad surfer on the crests of cultural lunacy, alternately acerbic, ecstatic and unintentionally insightful. She has since blogged for VH1's "Best Week Ever" and Exhausticated.com, providing her usual melange of cheek, snark and occasional observation. Christie also contributes to LAT's Hero Complex blog.

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