Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.

06:30 AM PT, Jun 23 2008

One of my favourite comedians has passed away at age 71. Carlin was best known for his routine "Seven Words You Can Never Say On Television," which appeared on 1972's "Class Clown" album. He will surely be missed and at least we have 23 comedy albums, 14 HBO specials, three books, television shows and movie appearances to remember him by.

My favourite Carlin quotes:

Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.

If God had intended us not to masturbate he would've made our arms shorter.

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.

Electricity is really just organized lightning.

Is a vegetarian permitted to eat animal crackers?

As a matter of principle, I never attend the first annual anything.

Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.

Why do croutons come in airtight packages? It's just stale bread to begin with.

I'll be watching random George Carlin youtube videos all day long. <3

June 23, 2008 | Permalink

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Christie St. Martin

Christie St. Martin was born in Bermuda and educated at two Canadian universities that would prefer not to be mentioned here until she supplies them with healthy building endowments. An uber-geek and proud of it, she established herself as an Internet presence with All Things Christie, a blog that managed, with its quirky and unabashedly self-indulgent links to and commentary on whatever struck her fancy or her ire, to attract small legions of readers, fans and would-be stalkers. Her interests were as they are: myriad and eclectic, though certainly given to a particular fondness for the tech-y, the game-y and the kitschy. She is her own organizing principle, a kind of mad surfer on the crests of cultural lunacy, alternately acerbic, ecstatic and unintentionally insightful. She has since blogged for VH1's "Best Week Ever" and Exhausticated.com, providing her usual melange of cheek, snark and occasional observation. Christie also contributes to LAT's Hero Complex blog.

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