Seven Things We Want From The Hobbit

12:30 PM PT, May 23 2008

Sooooo this is some random guy on the internet who has made a website about what he demands to see in the upcoming Hobbit film and as you know the rules of the internet are: LISTEN TO SOME RANDOM GUY ON THE INTERENT AND HIS WEBSITE. That being said, I have been a HUGE fan of J.R.R. Tolkien since I was in grade 4 and obsessed over everything he has written (and I am willing to bet I would destroy this guy in a game of LOTR Trivial Pursuit) and well, for the most part, agree with this ridiculous list of demands. [ Seven Things "we" want from the Hobbit ]

May 23, 2008 in Film | Permalink

The man's forgetting:

8) The dwarves need to wear REAL iron shoes. Not iron clad, not iron soled... iron forking boots.

9) Bard needs to shoot Smaug. This is important - not animate shooting, or puppets or some such trickery. Real man, shoots real dragon, with real arrow, before it gets a chance to toast city. City can be fake (optional).

10) Beer. Free.

Posted by: ThomasH | May 26, 2008 at 09:50 AM

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Christie St. Martin

Christie St. Martin was born in Bermuda and educated at two Canadian universities that would prefer not to be mentioned here until she supplies them with healthy building endowments. An uber-geek and proud of it, she established herself as an Internet presence with All Things Christie, a blog that managed, with its quirky and unabashedly self-indulgent links to and commentary on whatever struck her fancy or her ire, to attract small legions of readers, fans and would-be stalkers. Her interests were as they are: myriad and eclectic, though certainly given to a particular fondness for the tech-y, the game-y and the kitschy. She is her own organizing principle, a kind of mad surfer on the crests of cultural lunacy, alternately acerbic, ecstatic and unintentionally insightful. She has since blogged for VH1's "Best Week Ever" and Exhausticated.com, providing her usual melange of cheek, snark and occasional observation. Christie also contributes to LAT's Hero Complex blog.

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