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Super Fast Food Restaurant Brawl...if it came to a EB Games store near you....

09:00 AM PT, May 15 2008

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it would probably look a little something like this: Extra Value Combo Alpha. Wendy, what... big eyes you have. Based on the character selection screen, as created by Lysol-Jones, my money is going on The Noid and the Jack and the Box. I would NOT want to mess with those dudes. To see more art from Lysol-Jones, visit his DeviantArt gallery or his personal site. Oh and  yes, I would buy this game if it truly existed and I would love to see a Carl Jr. and Jack in the box throwdown. Also, is it just me or does Ronald look like Spike from Cowboy Bebop?

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No no, Ronald looks like Mugen from Samurai Shamploo.

First of all, Samurai Champloo is awesome and secondly you are correct. He totally does look like Mugen.

The King, he's got the crazy eyes going. It looks like he'll sneak up on you, surprise you with free a hamburger and then when your guard is down, he'll kick you in your crown jewels and choke you out by stuffing the burger down your throat.

Well, to be fair, as much as I love that whole gang's work, the principal difference between Spike and Mugen was wardrobe. Not that I can EVER really come down on somebody else for recycling character designs, of course.

Anyway, this is awesome and I support the production of this game. I think The Noid kind of needs a mulligan in the gaming industry, y'know?

Curiosity got the better of me and I ended up checking out The Noid on wikipedia, and found this amazing little nugget:

"In 1989, Kenneth Lamar Noid, a mentally ill customer who thought the ads were a personal attack on him, held two employees of an Atlanta, Georgia, Domino's restaurant hostage for over five hours. After forcing them to make him a pizza and making demands for $100,000, getaway transportation and a copy of The Widow's Son, Noid surrendered to the police. Noid was charged with kidnapping, aggravated assault, extortion and possession of a firearm during a crime. He was found not guilty by reason of insanity."

OH.MY.GOD.

Wow. Poor, Mr. Noid. I like however, that he made them make him a pizza.

the oven mitt's down B is worthless, but he is an edge-guarding beast. he will knock your shit out at 40%, easy.

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Christie St. Martin
Christie St. Martin
Christie St. Martin was born in Bermuda and educated at two Canadian universities that would prefer not to be mentioned here until she supplies them with healthy building endowments. An uber-geek and proud of it, she established herself as an Internet presence with All Things Christie, a blog that managed, with its quirky and unabashedly self-indulgent links to and commentary on whatever struck her fancy or her ire, to attract small legions of readers, fans and would-be stalkers. Her interests were as they are: myriad and eclectic, though certainly given to a particular fondness for the tech-y, the game-y and the kitschy. She is her own organizing principle, a kind of mad surfer on the crests of cultural lunacy, alternately acerbic, ecstatic and unintentionally insightful. She has since blogged for VH1's "Best Week Ever" and Exhausticated.com, providing her usual melange of cheek, snark and occasional observation.

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